Well, good. Then my work here is already done.

You people need to toughen up. You need to stop whining about every little thing. People WILL be mean to you. People WILL go on line and trash your looks, your intelligence, and your choice in shoes. They will make up nasty shit and talk about you and who you are fucking and who your WIFE is fucking on random message boards. NOBODY is safe from who's fucking whom rumors, not Roenick, not Tocchet, not even Gretzky.

You gotta toughen up, baby, cuz life sucks and then you die.

Well, maybe not right away.

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